Just some new banterbot trick and changes and things

Code/irc/banterbot.py

@@ -19,6 +19,10 @@ from rhymesWith import getRhymes
 from rhymesWith import rhymeZone
 from defineWord import defWord
 from rainbow import makeRainbow
+import welch
+import evil
+import tumblr
+import xkcdApropos
 
 parser = OptionParser()
 
@@ -129,14 +133,35 @@ def define_word(channel, user, text):
         ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + user + ": Couldn't find the definition of '" + word + "' :(\n")
     else:
         for entry in defs:
-          ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + user + ": Define '" + word + "'" + entry[0:200] + "\n")
+          ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + user + ": Define '" + word + "'" + entry[0:400] + "\n")
 
 def make_rainbow(channel, user, text):
     rbword = makeRainbow(text[9:])
     ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + rbword + "\n")
 
+def get_welch(channel):
+    ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + welch.get_thing()[0:400] + "\n")
+
+def get_evil(channel):
+    evilThing = evil.get_thing();
+    for line in [evilThing[i:i+400] for i in range(0, len(evilThing), 400)]:
+         ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + line + "\n")
+
+def get_tumble(url, channel):
+    tumble = tumblr.tumble(url)
+    for line in [tumble[i:i+400] for i in range(0, len(tumble), 400)]:
+        ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + line + "\n")
+
+def get_xkcd(channel, text):
+    links = xkcdApropos.xkcd_links(text[6:])
+    joined_links = ', '.join(links)
+    for line in [joined_links[i:i+400] for i in range(0, len(joined_links), 400)]:
+        ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + line + "\n")
+    #res = xkcdApropos.xkcd(text[6:])
+    #ircsock.send("PRIVMSG " + channel + " :" + res + "\n")
+
 def rollcall(channel):
-  ircsock.send("PRIVMSG "+ channel +" :U wot m8? I score all the top drawer #banter and #bantz on this channel! Find new top-shelf banter with !newbanter, !rhymes, and !define. Make your chatter #legend with !rainbow\n")
+  ircsock.send("PRIVMSG "+ channel +" :U wot m8? I score all the top drawer #banter and #bantz on this channel! Find new top-shelf banter with !newbanter, !rhymes, and !define. Make your chatter #legend with !rainbow and get jokes with !welch and !evil\n")
 
 def connect(server, channel, botnick):
   ircsock.connect((server, 6667))
@@ -192,6 +217,21 @@ def listen():
     if ircmsg.find(":!rainbow") != -1:
         make_rainbow(channel, user, messageText)
 
+    if ircmsg.find("!welch") != -1:
+        get_welch(channel)
+
+    if ircmsg.find("!evil") != -1:
+        get_evil(channel)
+
+    if ircmsg.find("!kjp") != -1:
+        get_tumble('http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com', channel)
+
+    if ircmsg.find("!help") != -1:
+        get_tumble('http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com', channel)
+
+    if ircmsg.find("!xkcd") != -1:
+        get_xkcd(channel, messageText)
+
     if ircmsg.find(":!rollcall") != -1:
       rollcall(channel)
 

Code/irc/duckduckgo.py

@@ -0,0 +1,179 @@
+import urllib
+import urllib2
+import json as j
+import sys
+
+__version__ = 0.242
+
+
+def query(query, useragent='python-duckduckgo '+str(__version__), safesearch=True, html=False, meanings=True, **kwargs):
+    """
+    Query DuckDuckGo, returning a Results object.
+
+    Here's a query that's unlikely to change:
+
+    >>> result = query('1 + 1')
+    >>> result.type
+    'nothing'
+    >>> result.answer.text
+    '1 + 1 = 2'
+    >>> result.answer.type
+    'calc'
+
+    Keword arguments:
+    useragent: UserAgent to use while querying. Default: "python-duckduckgo %d" (str)
+    safesearch: True for on, False for off. Default: True (bool)
+    html: True to allow HTML in output. Default: False (bool)
+    meanings: True to include disambiguations in results (bool)
+    Any other keyword arguments are passed directly to DuckDuckGo as URL params.
+    """ % __version__
+
+    safesearch = '1' if safesearch else '-1'
+    html = '0' if html else '1'
+    meanings = '0' if meanings else '1'
+    params = {
+        'q': query,
+        'o': 'json',
+        'kp': safesearch,
+        'no_redirect': '1',
+        'no_html': html,
+        'd': meanings,
+        }
+    params.update(kwargs)
+    encparams = urllib.urlencode(params)
+    url = 'http://api.duckduckgo.com/?' + encparams
+
+    request = urllib2.Request(url, headers={'User-Agent': useragent})
+    response = urllib2.urlopen(request)
+    json = j.loads(response.read())
+    response.close()
+
+    return Results(json)
+
+
+class Results(object):
+
+    def __init__(self, json):
+        self.type = {'A': 'answer', 'D': 'disambiguation',
+                     'C': 'category', 'N': 'name',
+                     'E': 'exclusive', '': 'nothing'}.get(json.get('Type',''), '')
+
+        self.json = json
+        self.api_version = None # compat
+
+        self.heading = json.get('Heading', '')
+
+        self.results = [Result(elem) for elem in json.get('Results',[])]
+        self.related = [Result(elem) for elem in
+                        json.get('RelatedTopics',[])]
+
+        self.abstract = Abstract(json)
+        self.redirect = Redirect(json)
+        self.definition = Definition(json)
+        self.answer = Answer(json)
+
+        self.image = Image({'Result':json.get('Image','')})
+
+
+class Abstract(object):
+
+    def __init__(self, json):
+        self.html = json.get('Abstract', '')
+        self.text = json.get('AbstractText', '')
+        self.url = json.get('AbstractURL', '')
+        self.source = json.get('AbstractSource')
+
+class Redirect(object):
+
+    def __init__(self, json):
+        self.url = json.get('Redirect', '')
+
+class Result(object):
+
+    def __init__(self, json):
+        self.topics = json.get('Topics', [])
+        if self.topics:
+            self.topics = [Result(t) for t in self.topics]
+            return
+        self.html = json.get('Result')
+        self.text = json.get('Text')
+        self.url = json.get('FirstURL')
+
+        icon_json = json.get('Icon')
+        if icon_json is not None:
+            self.icon = Image(icon_json)
+        else:
+            self.icon = None
+
+
+class Image(object):
+
+    def __init__(self, json):
+        self.url = json.get('Result')
+        self.height = json.get('Height', None)
+        self.width = json.get('Width', None)
+
+
+class Answer(object):
+
+    def __init__(self, json):
+        self.text = json.get('Answer')
+        self.type = json.get('AnswerType', '')
+
+class Definition(object):
+    def __init__(self, json):
+        self.text = json.get('Definition','')
+        self.url = json.get('DefinitionURL')
+        self.source = json.get('DefinitionSource')
+
+
+def get_zci(q, web_fallback=True, priority=['answer', 'abstract', 'related.0', 'definition'], urls=True, **kwargs):
+    '''A helper method to get a single (and hopefully the best) ZCI result.
+    priority=list can be used to set the order in which fields will be checked for answers.
+    Use web_fallback=True to fall back to grabbing the first web result.
+    passed to query. This method will fall back to 'Sorry, no results.' 
+    if it cannot find anything.'''
+
+    ddg = query('\\'+q, **kwargs)
+    response = ''
+
+    for p in priority:
+        ps = p.split('.')
+        type = ps[0]
+        index = int(ps[1]) if len(ps) > 1 else None
+
+        result = getattr(ddg, type)
+        if index is not None: 
+            if not hasattr(result, '__getitem__'): raise TypeError('%s field is not indexable' % type)
+            result = result[index] if len(result) > index else None
+        if not result: continue
+
+        if result.text: response = result.text
+        if result.text and hasattr(result,'url') and urls: 
+            if result.url: response += ' (%s)' % result.url
+        if response: break
+
+    # if there still isn't anything, try to get the first web result
+    if not response and web_fallback:
+        if ddg.redirect.url:
+            response = ddg.redirect.url
+
+    # final fallback
+    if not response: 
+        response = 'Sorry, no results.'
+
+    return response
+
+def main():
+    if len(sys.argv) > 1:
+        q = query(' '.join(sys.argv[1:]))
+        keys = q.json.keys()
+        keys.sort()
+        for key in keys:
+            sys.stdout.write(key)
+            if type(q.json[key]) in [str,unicode]: print(':', q.json[key])
+            else: 
+                sys.stdout.write('\n')
+                for i in q.json[key]: print('\t',i)
+    else:
+        print('Usage: %s [query]' % sys.argv[0])

Code/irc/evil.py

@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+import random
+
+def get_thing():
+    file = "/home/krowbar/logs/evildata.txt"
+    thing = ""
+    return "If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord: " + random.choice(list(open(file))).rstrip()

Code/irc/puzzle.py

@@ -37,8 +37,8 @@ def make_puzzle():
   elif roll == 5:
       p1 = primes[random.randrange(0,len(primes))]
       p2 = primes[random.randrange(0,len(primes))]
-      answer = str(p1) + ',' + str(p2)
-      puzzle += p.number_to_words(p1 * p2) + " when factored into its two primes (answer in the form of the two primes with a comman between)"
+      answer = str(min(p1,p2)) + ',' + str(max(p1,p2))
+      puzzle += p.number_to_words(p1 * p2) + " when factored into its two primes (answer in the form of the two primes with a comma between)"
 
 
   puzzle += "? (Answer with numbers)"

Code/irc/tildescores.txt

@@ -1,14 +1,14 @@
-krowbar&^%336&^%1452540446
+krowbar&^%399&^%1454593921
 karlen&^%272&^%1449500011
 endorphant&^%682&^%1444775660
 jumblesale&^%24&^%1426171214
-marcus&^%834&^%1452521269
+marcus&^%877&^%1454436882
 papa&^%179&^%1438878499
 epicmorphism&^%5&^%1421937744
 audy&^%78&^%1442345315
 kc&^%18&^%1422326056
 vilmibm&^%9&^%1445468087
-cmr&^%1074&^%1451719260
+cmr&^%1131&^%1454335852
 imt&^%519&^%1424087616
 cndorphant&^%788&^%1424094192
 rain&^%17&^%1422310975
@@ -28,11 +28,13 @@ reppard&^%11&^%1437512059
 jesse&^%6&^%1437569027
 khoi&^%3&^%1438044039
 sanqui&^%4&^%1438184911
-endorphan&^%57&^%1450367628
+endorphan&^%64&^%1452614950
 cndorphbo&^%2&^%1447862524
 santi&^%3&^%1447873216
 insom&^%1&^%1450346059
 tahnok&^%3&^%1450457276
-nilsding&^%8&^%1452449452
+nilsding&^%12&^%1454100197
 vypr&^%3&^%1452470872
-synergian&^%1&^%1452541847
+synergian&^%21&^%1454583808
+dheeraj&^%2&^%1454438936
+demobot&^%6&^%1454439605

Code/irc/topics_#bots.txt

@@ -18,3 +18,5 @@
 1444203916&^%cmr&^%http://tilde.town/~wiki/ircbots.html | cndorphbot:
 1447252215&^%krowbar&^%#bots, the last bastion of the free
 1451487092&^%krowbar&^%Bots rule! Users drool!
+1453394948&^%krowbar&^%We'll leave it to the future to resolve the present
+1453924207&^%krowbar&^%The best things happen when you're parsing

Code/irc/topics_#tildetown.txt

@@ -130,3 +130,4 @@
 1449698715&^%vilmibm&^%hack the planet (with feels)
 1451971379&^%vilmibm&^%let's talk about html & feels | welcome new users!
 1452017977&^%vilmibm&^%let's talk about html & feels! | add yrself to the map of townies! http://tilde.town/~bear/where.html
+1453427743&^%vilmibm&^%WHAT MOVIE SHOULD WE WATCH IN ASCII ON MOVIE NIGHT? | add yrself to the map http://tilde.town/~bear/where.html

Code/irc/topicscores.txt

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-krowbar&^%7&^%17
-vilmibm&^%0&^%19
+krowbar&^%9&^%19
+vilmibm&^%0&^%20
 hardmath123&^%0&^%6
 joe&^%1&^%1jumblesale
 audiodude&^%1&^%0

Code/irc/tumblr.py

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+import urllib
+from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
+import random
+import re
+ 
+def tumble(url):
+  #Find the max pages
+  soup = BeautifulSoup(urllib.urlopen(url).read(), 'html.parser')
+  pages = soup.findAll('span', 'page-numbers')[0].text.split('/')[1] #this could totally fail several ways
+  page = random.randrange(1, int(pages)+1)
+
+  #Parse a page
+  soup = BeautifulSoup(urllib.urlopen(url + '/page/' + str(page)).read(), 'html.parser')
+  article = random.choice(soup.findAll('article'))
+  quote = article.find('blockquote').text.replace('\n','');
+  if len(article.find('footer').findAll('ul')) > 1:
+       quote += re.sub('\n+', ' ', article.find('footer').findAll('ul')[0].text); #the hash tags
+       quote += '(' + re.sub('\n+', ' ', article.find('footer').findAll('ul')[1].text) + ')'; #and the date and notes
+  else:
+       quote += '(' + re.sub('\n+', ' ', article.find('footer').findAll('ul')[0].text) + ')'; #just the date and notes
+
+  return quote.encode('ascii', 'ignore')
+

Code/irc/welch.py

@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+import random
+
+def get_thing():
+    file = "/home/krowbar/logs/welchdata.txt"
+    thing = ""
+    return "Thing Mr. Welch can no longer do in a RPG #" + random.choice(list(open(file))).rstrip()

Code/irc/xkcdApropos.py

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+import duckduckgo
+import urllib
+from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
+
+def xkcd(query):
+    res = duckduckgo.get_zci('site:xkcd.com ' + query);
+    title = "";
+    try: #ddg returns a url for these searches. i want a title as well
+        title = BeautifulSoup(urllib.urlopen(res).read(), 'html.parser').title.text
+    except:
+        pass #just swallow the error. maybe the result wasn't a url or something else bad happened
+    return (((title + ' - ') if title else '') + res).encode('ascii', 'ignore')
+
+def xkcd_links(query):
+    url = "https://duckduckgo.com/html/?q=site%3Axkcd.com+" + query.replace(' ', '+')
+    soup = BeautifulSoup(urllib.urlopen(url).read(), 'html.parser')
+    links = filter(lambda a: a[0:8] == 'xkcd.com', [a.text.strip() for a in soup.find_all("div", class_="url")])
+    def pretty_link(url):
+         data = BeautifulSoup(urllib.urlopen('http://'+url).read(), 'html.parser')
+         title = data.title.text if data.title else ''
+         return (title + ' - ' + url) if title else url
+
+    links = map(lambda url: pretty_link(url), links)
+    return links